Thursday, January 26, 2006

that 'accuracy' challenge


one day, in the life of four people inside a quiet and boring office....

nas: guys, do you know what happens when Boss is not around?
mike: errr...happy hour?
nas: no....THIS!

PING!!

keeve: oiiii!!!! who shot me?!!
nas: oopps... *covering mouth* sorry....heheheheh
mike: ohh i get it
nas, keeve, mike, daren: ITS WAR TIME!!!!!!!!!!

PANG! PING!

mike: owww!!! nas!! u shot my ass!!
nas: i know...bullseye baby
mike: why u!!!!!

PING! PONG! PANG!

keeve: i need more ammo!!
daren: heyy nas!! ammo!! quick!!!
nas: wokay2....i make more....OWWWW!!!....MR MIKE!!! what was that for? we're supposed to be allies!!!
keeve, daren, mike: sorry boss...we're allied against you now...becuz u attack both of our sides
nas: o oh....i think i made a mistake....YEOWCH!!
mike: get him daren!
daren: yeah yeah im getting him....eeeu you sound like im gay to 'GET' him....
mike: you are one, btw.....
daren: whyy you!!!!! take THIS!!!!!!!

PANG!

nas: everybody!! attack mike now!! wahahahhaha
keeve, daren: yeaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The phone rings*

keeve: wait wait!!! pause!....*picks up fone*....Hello good afternoon?

5 minutes later....

keeve: haiya....troublesome sia this guy....oh ya hor, continue2!!!!
mike: wait la..i set up my barricade first...
nas: it seems like ure building ur barricade like ure building a lego city....all the files surround you....FASTER LA!!!
daren: ahhh..dont care about him la...just shoot him la...
nas: hmm....why not i shoot you....take THIS!

PANG! PONG!!

And thats the day where i thought the idea of becoming a dictator is easy, by attacking both sides...but backfired....i got the most bruise in the end....becuz im always caught in the line of 'fire'...hahaha...but it was fun..Lastic here and there the whole day....Hahaha...what a day, and the best part, what a 'war'.... = )

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

he who wears red, red gives him strength, to unleash his anger


pack the bags. its time to leave. hear the wings of the plane calling. set my sights higher. above all. its hard to live where bastards are all around the place. where anger would always be on ur nerve. where people will make you like a fool. a stupid fool dat is. so whats the point. just get it straight. trust is a word. not a definition. nor a meaning. to believe in it. or not to believe in it. is none of my problem. i miss that part. so its my problem. i dont care. about it. at all. so what is it gona be this time. beaten not once. but twice. now that's clever. history may repeat itself. but not this time. this time. i am ready. dont think everyday. is sunday. you make my day blue. i will make your eye blue. cut that shit out. play like a gentleman. not like a coward. where u hide your stupid brain in your ass. test my strength. and anger. if you want. i will give you what you seek. but a stern warning. dont regret what you have seek for. you can never turn back. you wanna play. then lets play.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

the convo series 1, season finale


oliver: nas
nas: yeah ollie? what can i do for you today? oh btw, how are you feeling now?
oliver: im better now...thanks for asking
nas: hmm....you look down....wats wrong ollie?
oliver: i shuldnt've have mentioned abt it...damn
nas: mention what ollie? tell me....
oliver: its about her nas...
nas: ohh..yeah how was it? did u really tell her?
oliver: not directly nas....sumhow indirectly, but accidentally let it out....
nas: and?? what did she say??
oliver: she didnt say anything...and then after dat its like she keeps avoiding me...its like, i think shes already know..
nas: gosh....
oliver: aahhh..i shudnt've mentioned abt it!! arrghh....now things have turned different between us...damn...
nas: ollie, it isnt ur fault...humans makes mistakes, even i made mistakes....
oliver: im leaving it behind altogether...im leaving everything behind nas..
nas: hmm..are u sure u wanna do this?
oliver: yes...i waana go out of town for a while
nas: i'll follow...it seems ive been feeling down too..
oliver: why? what happen nas?
nas: naaahh...we'll talk along the way oliver...for now, lets just get out of here...i have nothing but only loneliness....
oliver: i got what u mean...sometimes we have to live dat way...maybe it was fate...
nas: i presume ure right...thought ive been searching for ms right all along..
oliver: hmm....lets chuck it aside shall we nas....we have a long journey ahead now....we'll go to a place where theres peace of mind, a place far away from the others here....
nas: true....even if i die, nobody cares anyway....lets go ollie...for good...

Friday, January 20, 2006

the convo series 1, episode 6


nas: oliver! are you okay?
oliver: nas.....wha..what was dat all about...i...im frightened
nas: its alright ollie...ure okay...im still here..ure okay now..
oliver: i...i....
nas: hussh...ure shivering..come...let me get buy you a drink....
oliver: ..................

10 minutes later....

nas: here...take this..ure in shock...
oliver: o...o...okay nas...thank you
nas: hmm...so how do u feel now?
oliver: a lil much better..
nas: you could've been killed ollie....but damn dat cab driver...he just speed on like nobody's business
oliver: nas....you risked your life to get me out of there.....for a moment, i saw every memories of my life rushing past in front of my own eyes...
nas: i see mine too when i grabbed you...but dont worry abt dat..what matters most, we're okay now...time check 07.13pm....no wonder...
oliver: why nas? wats with the time?
nas: naah its nothing ollie..come...lets get you home...
oliver: im alright nas...heyys...thanks..i owe you one this time...really
nas: naah ollie....dont say dat...im willing to sacrifice my life for my friends...including you...
oliver: but why nas?
nas: you will know someday ollie..you will know..and you will understand why i had to do the things i had to do....
oliver: nas....
nas: heyy hows the progress? i mean, have u decided to really tell her about how u feel now?
oliver: i dont know nas....i...am dumbfounded abt my own feelings...
nas: hmmm....ollie, i think u need to meet a friend of mine...she can really help you by giving you some advice which are very useful...
oliver: hmm..really nas? i would very much need of help right now...i need all the help i can get...becuz theres so many things running thru my mind....i need to straighten out everything....all is in a mess
nas: i know what u mean ollie....not to worry, we're here to help you and give u all the assistance u need...
oliver: thanks nas...haizz....im still shaken by what happened today nas...
nas: u need to relax ollie...dont think too much...im also shaken, but i have to be strong...in this...

ollie and i then proceeded back to our homes this fateful day....ollie's face is enormously pale...thats where i needed to take him home....fast...so dat he can rest for the night....as for me, i have lived to tell another tale how ive escaped death for the 7th time...inches away from a total crash, but lucky to pull it thru and escape......i saw my own life flashing by in an instant, but i knew, dis is not the time...for me to go.....just yet...............

Thursday, January 19, 2006

the convo series 1, episode 5


oliver: nasssssssss!!!!!!!!!
nas: yeahh ollie!!
oliver: so how do u find the party??
nas: hahaha..it was great ollie...excellent..only thing is the food...disappointment..dont u agree ollie?
oliver: yeaaaa...true...im starving here and they served us only bitty bitty food...not enough
nas: yeah..i totally agree with you on that
oliver: but the good thing is, at least we won ourselves prizes!! hahaha
nas: oh yes we do...hahaha
oliver: well, congrats to u my buddy...or shud i say, my 'cowboy' buddy...the best outfit after all huh
nas: hahaha....ollie u are the 104th person in the party who calls me 'cowboy'...do u know that?
oliver: wahahahah!..relax ol' buddy...just playing around..
nas: i know2..hahaha..no worries abt that
oliver: well, what to do...poster boy what somebody
nas: awwww cmon ollie...its just a tag given to me..nothing great abt dat
oliver: u are great...if not for sitting with the big shots and of course, a celebrity! can u believe that??!! its a night of stars...and tonite, u are the star...
nas: naahhh....we both are ollie..we both are...i would never forget you my buddy.....we spent our youth growing up together, those days turned great and legendary memories...they remain with us forever...
oliver: hmm nas...ure the best friend that i have ever known in all my years in life.....
nas: yeaaahh..u too man...heyy the party's over...lets head home ollie...im dead tired...besides, ive promised a friend to look sth up for her tonite...
oliver: oh yeah..u told me abt it...yep lets go home sweet home....yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

the convo series 1, episode 4

nas: oliver...
oliver: heyy nas..wats up?
nas: so how ya doing?
oliver: im doing okay, dont worry abt me...why nas? u dont look good...
nas: yeah...i feel a little down today ollie...
oliver: why?? wat happen?
nas: i dont know..im confused...i dont get it ollie...somehow dont u agree? you spent the most of the time of your life waiting for people....
oliver: true....even without you realising that u are wasting ur time waiting
nas: precisely! ahh...drop dat topic
oliver: hmm okay nas...hey u remember abt that dream u told me abt u talking with ur future son?
nas: ohh..yea...why?
oliver: so did u had any more of the same dreams of late?
nas: hmm...in fact yeah..deyna told me he has met his mum, and his sister....
oliver: hahaha...meaning dat u will also have a future daughter..
nas: i think so...haha
oliver: so whats her name gona be?
nas: hmmm...hahaha i think u know the answer ollie...u're just trying to tease me right? haha
oliver: hahaha...nas nas...let me have the chance to pull ur leg this time round....then its fair and square....cmon nas...u know me
nas: hahaha..okay2 ollie, u win this time...hehehe

we didnt really talk much today...well, ollie was kinda still confused abt his feelings, i know it from the look of his face...as if sth is really bothering him...well, as for me, i dont know...something has beeen bothering me too...just dat i have never show that im troubled, in actual fact....we shall see what more tales will unfold between us and more stories to share.....

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

the convo series 1, episode 3



oliver: nas...im down...talk to me
nas: heyy ollie....im here...why? what happen ollie?
oliver: long story nas...its okay nas...i think i can manage
nas: cmon ollie, let me help...hmm take deep breath, and slowly tell me....
oliver: im feeling depressed nas...she has found someone..
nas: who? the girl u have fallen for?
oliver: yes nas...
nas: how sure are you ollie? heyys...im sorry to hear it...hmm...
oliver: i saw her with him....
nas: where? where did u see them?
oliver: nahh..it doesnt matter nas...i feel down, and i dont care abt what and where she is...
nas: hmm...ollie, ollie....chin up ollie...let it go, smile, ure with me
oliver: lets get out of here nas...
nas: where u wanna go?
oliver: anywhere...find comfort in pain
nas: ollie, u cant jump into conclusion with what u cant be really sure of....have u tried asking her?
oliver: no nas...
nas: then? u shud u know...who knows he might just be an ol' friend ollie....and u shud tell her what u feel for her
oliver: how to? everytime i look at her, im speechless
nas: gather up ur courage young man....if you dont give urself strength, then who will ollie
oliver: i dont know nas....im confused...dilemma....dont know shud i carry on, or shud i move on
nas: haizz....pls ollie, dont give up...u havent even tried ur best, and ure giving up just like dat....where is the oliver i know all these years?
oliver: trapped inside i guess....
nas: then release him ollie....release the real u inside...cmon, be strong...face ur fear...only then, and only then, u will be able to overcome all odds
oliver: u never gave up on me do you nas?
nas: never...i will never give up until u gather up ur strength and realise ur true potential..go on.....tell her how u feel....before its too late!!!
oliver: i....but...but...
nas: no buts ollie...just do it!! let it out once and for all....say it out
oliver: hmm...but what shud i say?
nas: say "do u want to go shopping with me?"
oliver: nas!!! you bugger!! it aint funy u know...haha
nas: hahaha...relax ollie....i was just pulling ur leg...just kidding only
oliver: nas nas...u always do dat....never fail eh
nas: heeeee....but serious ollie....u shud tell her...just be urself, and tell her whats in ur heart all this while....im sure u will feel good
oliver: u sure abt this nas?
nas: trust me ollie....u WILL succeed...i can feel it...
oliver: well....since u say like dat, i have no other choice do i? hmm...okay, i'll try...
nas: good ollie...oh and btw ollie, ...
oliver: yes nas?
nas: i sell diapers
oliver: nasssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 16, 2006

the encounter

hmm....im tired. deadbeat. burnt. i need a break. give me a kit kat pls. i had this dream last night...saw a young little cute boy, and we started talking...

deyna: heyy dad
nas: ???
deyna: dont you recognise me dad? im your boy
nas: deyna?!!!!
deyna: yes dad, its me....surprised?? heheh
nas: of course i am...haha
deyna: haha..dad, i know everything dad...
nas: hmmmm...what about?
deyna: your life, your dreams, and the current situation ure in now....ive been watching over you dad
nas: really son? hmm...just like how captain jack sparrow always say, "dats interesting"
deyna: hahaha...dont worry dad, your dreams, they are significant milestones of ur future...ones which will shape your destiny...as long as u believe in urself, these dreams will come true....
nas: but ive always been dreaming about death deyna....sadness
deyna: wrong dad...those dreams will fade away in time to come....u have twisted ur fate when u saved ur colleague dad...i assure you, good dreams will come....after all, u have dat 'special' aura around you....its an aura of blessing dad...
nas: hey dat sounds familiar....aura of blessing..its what my mum told me....
deyna: yes dad...my granny...shes right...
nas: hmm...so have u seen mum?
deyna: yes dad, ive seen mum...shes lovely, but i cant tell you who she is...its forbidden...you will know mum one day dat....u never know, she might just be the person you always bicker with...
nas: hmm....now ure pulling my leg...naughty eh...hahha
deyna: hahaha....sorry dad, just cant help it....heheh..anyways, i gotta go dad....u have sweet dreams okays? sleep tight
nas: wait....where u goin???? let me hug you for awhile deyna....

well....dat was the dream i had.....before i could have the chance to hug him, he was gone....but i know, sumhow sumwhere up there, hes watching over me...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

the convo series 1, episode 2


nas: ollie!! wake up!!
oliver: huh? ohh yeah nas...haha...im awake, im awake
nas: haish...did u thought so much that u didnt manage to sleep soundly last night?
oliver: ohh...well, i did fell soundly asleep after that...fyi...hahah
nas: so wats it gona be olllie? have u decided to straighten out ur feelings dude>?
oliver: i....i dont know nas....it seems hard....i cant seem to bring myself forward to tell her...what should i do nas? save me
nas: u see ollie, u cant just think negatively...just try it...well, if she rejects you, at least u could say "at least i tried", better than when u have regrets that u wont try at all....give it a chance....give urself a chance.....give ur heart its chance....
oliver: im confused nas....my heart is still broken from its past heartbreak.....im still mending the pieces..i may appear crappy, happy go lucky and lame on the outside, but im actually sad in the inside...
nas: if you want to move on, u gotta let go of the past ollie...u can let it control you forever...furthermore, cmon, she already has found someone new...
oliver: perhaps ure right nas....but its not her that i worry about...she can do whatever she likes for all i care....its this gurl that i have crush on that i worry about...
nas: hmmm....what about, ollie? tell me about it...
oliver: nahh...its just dat i have no confidence in myself to let it out...
nas: i understand oliver....but hey! cheer up ya...let it go, smile, you're with me
oliver: hahaha...yeah, uve always been there for me nas....i owe u lotss
nas: now dats the way u shud smile oli...hahah....come2, lets see ollie being sexy...hahaa...just kidding la bro
oliver: what the helll nas!! hahaha...u never fail to pull my leg dont ya? hahaha
nas: hahaha...well, can say ive been trying my best to bring out the best in you, and to everyone too....
oliver: u know nas, sometimes i dont really know who i really am....i lost myself....whatever i do, its just not me at all....im being sum1 else....
nas: dats what im here for, ollie....to bring out the real you within yourself...search thru ur heart and soul....take a breather...cast urself away from ur troubles....realize ur true potential...throw away the boy, unleash the man you're destined to be.....
oliver: i will try nas....and i hope i can make it...
nas: you will make it ollie, i know u can....as long as im here, you will be great one day.....i will help you achieve dat....together we will cross all hurdles, and always remember, to think of our parents, and then victory will be ours, always.....
oliver: yeah nas! this day we fight!!! hahaha...u know, u can make this superhero business ur career u know...hahaahaha...just like how they say, ure clark kent after all...
nas: hahaha....u flatter me ollie...naah its just dat i really care for everyone...it pains me to see them in sorrow or in trouble....dats why im determined to take away all their sorrows, and give them happiness that they've always dreamt of, even if i have to sacrifice my own dreams and life....as long as they're safe, sound, and away from any harm and sadness, its great enuff for me......even if i have to be the one having sorrows....i dont mind all that....i just wanna see them filled with joy in life...
oliver: nas, nas.....u will always be that great guy i ever knew....always....

Saturday, January 14, 2006

what a day!! hahahaha...season premiere of the convo series, episode 1

Heyy...im back after sooo long in absence...well, its been a rough ride for me ever since i last blogged....and nows the time to tell all tales..hahaha...hmm, i'll leave that tales to be told in time to come...

Well, had a convo with oliver on the way home just now...heres how it goes:

oliver: Hey nas..hows it?
nas: heyy oliver...well, its was great...the food and stuff...its sth dat ive been craving for, so its extremely excellent..well, u did have the same feeling too right? after all, its what uve been craving for too...
oliver: hmm oh yeah it is..very nice..shud get more of it next time...but for now, we just need to find our brownies!! yippeee!!
nas: yeah oli...brownies...after all, dats all the food that is left on our charts!! hahaha!!
oliver: hhaha!! true! true!! well, its nice being to eat out like this...with your closest friends...aufa, the ever cute and charming mr flash....his girlfriend, norain, is still looking great as ever...feminine and nice...both of them make great couples u know...haha
nas: yeahh!! dats what i think too....and dont forget miss wonder woman, nurhuril ain...sweet and gorgeous, plus smart and intellectual...why, we really make a good superhero team eh...haha..well, too bad our good friend, syai, miss out again....he should've been here with us...
oliver: yeah nas....i miss his presence too....so...hows life going for you nas?
nas: oh well...still the same as ever...sometimes its tough, being a roller coaster ride...
oliver: how about ur love life? hows it going for you?
nas: love life?! hah..cmon oli...mine is as dull as ever...
oliver: why do u say dat?
nas: i..i dont know oli...im just waiting
oliver: but u cant wait forever, u know that
nas: i know i know...although sometimes i do feel lonely...or maybe, all the time....when i have no one to talk to...
oliver: well, u have me...u can always talk to me nas
nas: i know, but its not enuff oli....i wish i had sum1 who will always be there for me, to save me from my sorrows, to bring back that genuine smile on my face again...and sum1 who will love me for who i am, and will take of me till we get old..we'll take care of each other
oliver: well, dat sounds hard...but ur time will come nas...i can feel it
nas: i know u do oli...uve always had....
oliver: cmon nas....push it up a lil ya..u cant sulk forever
nas: hahaha..no worry abt me oli...ive always been doing okay....i guess...
oliver: hmm true nas...only i know ur greatest wish and desires in life....
nas: haha...true oli....u ARE the only who know knew all my secrets in my heart
oliver: hmm...but sumhow or another, u gonna need someone to share ur secrets with too right?
nas: true....if only i knew who...
oliver: well, i actually do have a crush on someone nas....its just dat i dont know whether i shud tell her or not
nas: heyy...just tell her ya....who knows she might also having the same crush on you?
oliver: hmm...its what im afraid of nas...what if she doesnt? shes a good friend of mine, and much more of like a sister....im just afraid that if i tell her, things might never be the same for us again...
nas: i think uve got a point oli...well, its kinda late now...we should go home and sleep..well talk more of this tmr ya? in the meantime, give it a thought...and very carefully...
oliver: i will nas...i will...in the meantime, goodnights!
nas: see u oli...adios amigos muchacha =)