that 'accuracy' challenge

one day, in the life of four people inside a quiet and boring office....
nas: guys, do you know what happens when Boss is not around?
mike: errr...happy hour?
nas: no....THIS!
PING!!
keeve: oiiii!!!! who shot me?!!
nas: oopps... *covering mouth* sorry....heheheheh
mike: ohh i get it
nas, keeve, mike, daren: ITS WAR TIME!!!!!!!!!!
PANG! PING!
mike: owww!!! nas!! u shot my ass!!
nas: i know...bullseye baby
mike: why u!!!!!
PING! PONG! PANG!
keeve: i need more ammo!!
daren: heyy nas!! ammo!! quick!!!
nas: wokay2....i make more....OWWWW!!!....MR MIKE!!! what was that for? we're supposed to be allies!!!
keeve, daren, mike: sorry boss...we're allied against you now...becuz u attack both of our sides
nas: o oh....i think i made a mistake....YEOWCH!!
mike: get him daren!
daren: yeah yeah im getting him....eeeu you sound like im gay to 'GET' him....
mike: you are one, btw.....
daren: whyy you!!!!! take THIS!!!!!!!
PANG!
nas: everybody!! attack mike now!! wahahahhaha
keeve, daren: yeaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The phone rings*
keeve: wait wait!!! pause!....*picks up fone*....Hello good afternoon?
5 minutes later....
keeve: haiya....troublesome sia this guy....oh ya hor, continue2!!!!
mike: wait la..i set up my barricade first...
nas: it seems like ure building ur barricade like ure building a lego city....all the files surround you....FASTER LA!!!
daren: ahhh..dont care about him la...just shoot him la...
nas: hmm....why not i shoot you....take THIS!
PANG! PONG!!
And thats the day where i thought the idea of becoming a dictator is easy, by attacking both sides...but backfired....i got the most bruise in the end....becuz im always caught in the line of 'fire'...hahaha...but it was fun..Lastic here and there the whole day....Hahaha...what a day, and the best part, what a 'war'.... = )